Hypothetical chat between Lord Vishnu, Lord Brahma and Yamraaj

HYPOTHETICAL CHAT BETWEEN LORD VISHNU, LORD BRAHMA AND YAMRAAJ

Vishnu:  Welcome, Brahma,  and Yamraaj; I  am aware of the problems you face in the Universe.  I called this meeting, just to show my sympathies to both of you.

Brahma: Your Lordship,  my problems in Earth are getting   compounded with time, Sir.

Vishnu:  Could you kindly explain ?

Brahma:   Sir,  in Earth,  they are going through a period of drastic changes.  Gone are arranged marriages, elder's consent etc.  Now there are gay and lesbian marriages !

Vishnu:  But I thought that would lighten your work ?

Brahma:  No Sir !  Their medical  scientists are feverishly working, and I am told very soon, they will come out with a way to rewrite Nature!

Vishnu:  Goodness  gracious ! But how, Brahma?

Brahma:  As you know Sir, they have already rewritten  a part of law of Nature; ! I am sure you have heard of surrogate mothers ;  now I hear  they are working out a way for gay and lesbian partners to have children between  them!

Vishnu: Man being pregnant  for nine months !  ridiculous !  Women producing  a child without the help of man! Brahma what is this world coming to ?  I wish  I had done what  Zylo  is doing elsewhere.

Brahma:  What is that Sir ?

Vishnu:  I will tell you later  Brahma;  I feel  sorry for you too Yamraaj;

Yamraaj:  I have already  told you my problems earlier Sir, but I have found out some workable solutions  Sir.  I am no longer on tenterhooks !

Vishnu:  Really, What are they, Yamraaj ?

Yamraaj:  I have found  that in case of deaths if its the poor or middle class type, there is no problem at all! Similarly, if its Socialistic or Islamic countries,  there is no problem.  The problems come generally from Western countries and of course  India. Well as far as West, there are appeals, and its a question of time before its accepted or  rejected
and then it follows the usual route.But for India I have told my staff that if its a political, high profile case,simply ignore, as the execution will never take place. The Indian Laws are archaic and laughable there is a joke there that a death sentence never takes place; as there is a merry-go-round of referrals amongst  the court, government and the President  and that goes on for 15 years and the court steps in and directs that the convict be set free as he has served his time.!

Vishnu:  Ha  Ha !!   But how do you know whether its political  and  high profile?

Yamraaj:  Simple, Watch the media news; they report it from time to time. I will tell you another funny, but stupid Indian law. Four men were convicted for a rape and murder case; The judge and the court room were surprised to see the youngest of them have a smile on his face ! He said       "judge saab,  I am just a few days below 18, and after 3 years in a school, I will walk free!"

Vishnu:  Well , I keep in touch with  Preservers of  other  solar systems ; Zylo is a Preserver of  XXX6666    solar system, located  approximately million  light years  away from us. Well, there an individual is made [we say born here] with a unique battery attached to him. It has a life of 75 zens[a zen is approximately, our 1 year] ; he goes away permanently after 75 zens, to be replaced by another individual.

Brahma & Yamraaj:  What about accidents, murders, diseases?

Vishnu:   All that happens but no deaths.

Brahma:  Why not replicate it here?

Vishnu:  By the way  this  Earth is going, it will destroy itself; Then I plan to do it here!



G. Venkatesh