HYPOTHETICAL CHAT between LORD VISHNU and YAMARAAJ!

Hypothetical Chat

 between 

LORD VISHNU 

and 

YAMARAAJ!

Vishnu:    Welcome  Yamraaj  I sent for you; of late there are a lot of complaints against you from the Universe.  Mother Earth in particular.

Yamraaj:  Must be from that country  India , I suppose;

Vishnu:  Thats right;  Whats your problem ? Are you feeling the stress? Tell me Yamraaj; well look at this case;  ;    There is  this Puroshattam Ranchoddas from Rajasthan . He has been pleading with you for the last 2 years, to take him away from Earth! and you have not obliged him.!

Yamraaj: Sir, I know this case well;   Everytime  I get ready to take him,  his children give him some injection to keep him alive .

Vishnu:   Oh I did not know that; but why Yamraaj ?

Yamraaj:  Sir, this man is very rich !  His children do not want to pay additional taxes,  when they will  inherit his wealth;  as the tax authorities are already investigating their cases for tax  evasion!

Vishnu:  Oh ! look at this  one    Yamraaj;  Sonadri  Rao  from Goa, complains  that you  almost took him away, even when he was alive ! Whats your explanation this time ?

Yamraaj:  Sir this is the reverse case;  The poor man was drugged by his children ;  they made him unconscious, got a death certificate by bribing the doctor  and took him to the crematorium; but luckily, he regained consciousness before his body was pushed into the kiln!

Vishnu: Terrible!! but why Yamraaj?

Yamraaj:  Simple, sir,  They wanted  immediate possession of his wealth !

Vishnu: I have a third case , where it seems you are taking away the Creator's authority! Here one Puttukodi Velammal from Tirunelveli,is complaining that you took her away before her birth ! You cant do this Yamraaj! 

Yamraaj:  Sir this is very common in the villages of India;  If its  going to be a girl child the foetus  is aborted ! as they do not have the wealth to bring up a girl child  as dowry is involved for her marriage!

Vishnu: Oh my God !  Whats that part of the world coming to!???

Yamraaj:   Its high time you took another avatar  Sir,  and descended on Earth!



G Venkatesh





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